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MasterCard Wedding...

I'm not sure how much I would believe this, or even that it's particularly funny, but it is an interesting story.... I suspect that it would be a lot more amusing if I had recently been cheated on (in which case I'm good with being neutral about it :).... Still though under the right circumstances I could see this being quite satisfying as the groom.

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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming many from long distances to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair including the wedding party was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes he turned to the best man and said "F---k you!". Then he turned to his bride and said "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair this guy goes through with the charade as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception and best of all trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man...Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!

Comments

oh dear...

I've never been cheated on (*cough* I was on the other side of that though once) but I practically had tears coming out of my eyes from stopping myself from laughing out loud here at my desk at work... my god, that's bloody brilliant. Hmm, I wonder what this says about me...?

Re: oh dear...

Heh, what it says about you is that I am going to make a point of never getting you pissed at me :-p

Although I had more or less the same reaction when I read it the first time.
Yeah, it's a hoax .
You got to give the guy credit. Damn talk about a priceless moment. :)
real or not...it makes for a good story....pretty damn funny!