restlessCheck out this list of Spam Subject lines (all recieved this weekend):
- Fat? Lost it like that - Stupid? Learn to wrote.
- Digital Camera Special $59 dollars - Plus $100.00 S&H
- FURRY NAKED BARNYARD FRIENDS!!!!!!!! - Yikes, just yikes.
- Mortgage Rates are Dropping-Are you Benefiting? - No, but if you respond to this they will be
- Get Cash out of your Home! FREE Analysis! - Yeah, their analysis: Set fire to your house, collect the insurance money.
- 10 Seconds = $50! - Small Print: $50 for them
- PARTY ALL NIGHT! VIAGRA ONLINE - Wouldn't Viagra be more helpful at home? What is this? E-Viagra?
- MY NEW EMAIL ADDRESS - Ah right, from my good friend krgjkoems@yawho.con
- Snoring a Problem in Your House? Stop it Today - For $25.00 they will send you an informative brochure that has the solution. Strangle the person who snores.
- MAKE HER HAPPY-VIAGRA - Two words, Oral Sex. Much cheaper, better results.
- Gov Grants Info E-Book - E-No
- MAKE HER BEG FOR MORE! VIAGRA ONLINE - Clearly aimed at people who don't realize that Viagra will make them good lovers the same way that a sniper rifle will make a blind person a world-class assassin.
- Lock in a Lower House Payment Now - Change your name and move out of the country. You'll magically have a house payment of $0.00
- Prescription Weight-Loss and Viagra - Ummmm.... I'm afraid to ask how you pair those two...
- Re: Payment - Blah, just flat out dishonest....
