Dragon V's Ramblings

Someone recently made the comment "I still have no idea what they were looking for..."

For some reason that connected to this (specifically the stuff in italics, but IMNSHO the whole quote is funny,):

• It's simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last 3 straight hours. I submit to you that there's nothing there worth more than an hours attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

Of course when I looked up the exact quote I came across several more good ones....

• You're the head of a major spy network and you have a tendancy to whine.
  
• Mitch: You want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?
  Samantha: Now you're a sharpshooter?
  
• Mitch: We jumped out of a building!
  Mr. Perkins: Yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo.
  
• Samantha: You thinking what I'm thinking?
  Mitch: I hope not cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.
  
• You leave me many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'd be missed by NASA!
  
• Are you cold? Here, turn on the heater. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise that distracts you from the cold.
  
• Anonymous Henchman: Sir she's got the truck she's heading out of town. I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying.
  Timothy: Continue dying.
  
• Sam/Charly: I got myself out of Beiruit once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.
  Mitch: Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population in fact.