For some reason that connected to this (specifically the stuff in italics, but IMNSHO the whole quote is funny,):
- It's simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last 3 straight hours. I submit to you that there's nothing there worth more than an hours attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
Of course when I looked up the exact quote I came across several more good ones....
- You're the head of a major spy network and you have a tendancy to whine.
- Mitch: You want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?
Samantha: Now you're a sharpshooter?
- Mitch: We jumped out of a building!
Mr. Perkins: Yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo.
- Samantha: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch: I hope not cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.
- You leave me many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'd be missed by NASA!
- Are you cold? Here, turn on the heater. It doesn't work, but it makes a very annoying noise that distracts you from the cold.
- Anonymous Henchman: Sir she's got the truck she's heading out of town. I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying.
Timothy: Continue dying.
- Sam/Charly: I got myself out of Beiruit once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.
Mitch: Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population in fact.