April 13th, 2005


Heh, the Unitarian Jihad...

Just came across this by way of several people on my friend's list and thought it was quite amusing:

The Unitarian Jihad

Choice quotes:

We will use the IED of truth to explode the SUV of dogmatic expression!

Beware! Unless you people shut up and begin acting like grown-ups with brains enough to understand the difference between political belief and personal faith, the Unitarian Jihad will begin a series of terrorist-like actions. We will take over television studios, kidnap so-called commentators and broadcast calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues of the day. We will not try for "balance" by hiring fruitcakes; we will try for balance by hiring non-ideologues who have carefully thought through the issues.

"Sincerity is not enough." ... Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm.

Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.

There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

And in case anyone was wondering, my Unitarian Jihad Name is:

Brother Shotgun of Loving Kindness

Get yours.