November 25th, 2008

dr evil

Wow, you really can find just about anything on Amazon...

Uranium Ore

and I couldn't help at chuckle at the top review:

Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school (Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the baking soda.

Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!

However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.

Big mistake!

Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!

Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time though, the sneaky devils.

And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..

I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants.

Damn those pesky giant mutant ants.
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iron man down but not out

Thanks guys

Thanks for all the support and kind words the last couple of days they've meant a lot and I'm doing a good bit better.

It's amazing what some sleep, MST3K and good conversation can do for my mood and general mental health. I especially want to thank waxesglad for being awesome and listening to an awful lot of whining, gnashing of teeth, and general grumpiness as well as making me laugh and taking my mind off of bad things.

At this point she is so over my ex, and I hope to follow suit shortly ;).

Thanks Kat, and thanks again guys.
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santa yoda

Merry Early Christmas :-p

Ann Coulter's Mouth is Wired Shut

No, I didn't make it up, it's courtesty of the NY Post's Page 6, but it still brightened up my day. Now that's the sort of Christmas creep I can live with. For a follow up, can we get a photo of Curious George looking stupid?

We sure can, and it's even seasonal:

Here we have, two turkeys, one pardon and my sincerest wish that the feathery one is the one who gets it.
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f*** you

Lyrics: Frankie Vallie & The Four Seasons - Walk Like a Man

How did my love life become a Frankie Vallie song?

Oh how you tried to cut me down to size
Telling dirty lies to my friends
But my own father said give her up don't bother
The world isn't coming to an end

(he said just) Walk like a man
Talk like a man
Walk like a man my son
No woman's worth
Crawling on the earth
Just walk like a man my son

Good-bye baby I dont mean maybe
I'm gonna get along somehow
Soon you'll be cryin on account of all your lyin
Oh yeah just look who's laughing now

(I'm gonna) walk like a man
Fast as I can
Walk like a man from you
I'll tell the world to forget about it girl
And walk like a man from you
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