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Quotes Part II: The Anti-Valentine...

Quotes that I like the rest of the time ;)

"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."

-Unknown



"Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark."

-R.A.Heinlein



"Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires."

-R.A.Heinlein



"Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again"

-R.A.Heinlein



"A lady is a woman who only shows her underwear intentionally."

-Unknown



"Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

- Sean Connery, The Rock



"Were it not for imagination, Sir, a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a Duchess."

-Unknown



"The bonds of wedlock are so heavy that it takes two to carry them ... sometimes three."

- Alexandre Dumas



"Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands."

- Amborse Bierce



"'Twas a woman that drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."

-W.C. Fields



"Whether men will make passes at girls who wear glasses, depends quite a bit on the shape of the chassis."

- S. Omar Barker



"There is one thing infinitely more pathetic than to have lost the woman one is in love with, and that is to have won her and found out how shallow she is."

- Oscar Wilde



Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

-Unknown



"Sometimes, it's easier to believe you're in love than to accept that you're alone."

- Due South



"Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart."

-N.Hawthorne



"Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly."

- Unknown



"Love is the triumph of the imagination over intelligence."

- Unknown



"Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone"

- Unknown



"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?"

- Jean Kerr

Comments

*chuckles*
oh, i like these much better than most of the mushy ones.
except maybe Spike's quote, and the Bowie one about a "magnificent disaster."
yay for cynicism!
Heh, you know, those two almost ended up on the cynic's list, but I figured they could be read as positive (well, at least I can ;).