Can you imagine how depressed you'd be after finding this under the tree come Christmas morning(at least if you aren't Alex P. Keaton ;)?
I mean really. The only really good uses for these would be a) pre-made voodoo doll/dart board target, b) fun 4th of July accessory (the President dives onto an M-80 to save Barbie & Ken, thus preserving family values), c) doggy chew toy for your rabid pit bull.
*cringe*
I can't help but picture the little evil mini-ashes from Army of Darkness.
In case you're wondering, this thing is real :(
