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Quote of the Day/Week Archive

03.12.30 - "There was never any place For someone like me to be totally happy"
- Something Corporate

03.12.26 - "To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."
- Calvin and Hobbes

03.12.24 - "Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change."
- The Marquis de Sade

03.12.10 - "It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew."
- Henry Rollins

03.12.09 - "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
- David Russell

03.12.05 - "Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who dont fit into boxes."
- Tori Amos

03.11.29 - "Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system."
- P.J. O'Rourke

03.11.20 - "Punctuality is the virture of the bored."
-Evelyn Waugh

03.11.18 - "Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
- Werner von Braun

03.11.15 - "I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them."
- W. Somerset Maugham

03.11.14 - "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein

03.11.10 - "If we maintain our faith in God, our love of freedom, and superior air power, I think we can look to the future with confidence."
- Gen. Curtis LeMay

03.11.05 - "Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."
- Unkown

03.11.01 - "Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
- Unkown

03.10.31 - "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

03.10.28 - "An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications."
- Robert A. Heinlein

03.10.25 - "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
- Unkown

03.10.21 - (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
- Unkown

03.10.19 - "Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary."
- Robert A Heinlein

03.10.15 - "Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege."
- Unknown

03.10.13 - "Beware of the man of one book."
- Thomas Aquinas

03.10.09 - "When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice."
- Otto von Bismarck

"Just because you are dysfunctional doesn't mean that you aren't entitled to a good time."- Unknown

03.09.28 - "Don't take no shit off fools. Judge a person by what in 'em, not how they look. Do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys: 'cause theres way too many of the bad."
- Garth Ennis - Preacher: Gone to Texas

03.09.16 - "In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane." - Oscar Wilde

03.09.09 - "The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware." - Henry Miller

03.09.07 - "The social dynamics of the net are a direct consequence of the fact that nobody has yet developed a Remote Strangulation Protocol." - Larry Wall

03.09.05 - Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children" - Unknown

03.09.04 - "I've been at autopsies with more party atmosphere." - Blackadder

03.09.01 - "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." - Mark Twain

03.08.30 - "The fastest way to get an engineer to solve a problem is to declare it unsolvable. These types of challenges quickly become personal, a battle between the engineer and the laws of nature." - Scott Adams

03.08.29 - "The fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the fundemental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. He who know it not and can no longer wonder, no longer feel amazement, is as good as dead, a snuffed-out candle." - Albert Einstien

03.08.28 - "Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor." - Robert Heinlein

03.08.24 - "Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man."
- A E Housman

03.08.20 - "Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." - Sean Connery, The Rock

03.08.19 - "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made
a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams

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