- Something Corporate
03.12.26 - "To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."
- Calvin and Hobbes
03.12.24 - "Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change."
- The Marquis de Sade
03.12.10 - "It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew."
- Henry Rollins
03.12.09 - "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
- David Russell
03.12.05 - "Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who dont fit into boxes."
- Tori Amos
03.11.29 - "Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system."
- P.J. O'Rourke
03.11.20 - "Punctuality is the virture of the bored."
03.11.18 - "Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
- Werner von Braun
03.11.15 - "I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them."
- W. Somerset Maugham
03.11.14 - "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
03.11.10 - "If we maintain our faith in God, our love of freedom, and superior air power, I think we can look to the future with confidence."
- Gen. Curtis LeMay
03.11.05 - "Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."
03.11.01 - "Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
03.10.31 - "There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it."
- Alfred Hitchcock
03.10.28 - "An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications."
- Robert A. Heinlein
03.10.25 - "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
03.10.21 - (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
03.10.19 - "Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary."
- Robert A Heinlein
03.10.15 - "Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege."
03.10.13 - "Beware of the man of one book."
- Thomas Aquinas
03.10.09 - "When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice."
- Otto von Bismarck
"Just because you are dysfunctional doesn't mean that you aren't entitled to a good time."- Unknown
03.09.28 - "Don't take no shit off fools. Judge a person by what in 'em, not how they look. Do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys: 'cause theres way too many of the bad."
- Garth Ennis - Preacher: Gone to Texas
03.09.16 - "In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane." - Oscar Wilde
03.09.09 - "The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware." - Henry Miller
03.09.07 - "The social dynamics of the net are a direct consequence of the fact that nobody has yet developed a Remote Strangulation Protocol." - Larry Wall
03.09.05 - Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children" - Unknown
03.09.04 - "I've been at autopsies with more party atmosphere." - Blackadder
03.09.01 - "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." - Mark Twain
03.08.30 - "The fastest way to get an engineer to solve a problem is to declare it unsolvable. These types of challenges quickly become personal, a battle between the engineer and the laws of nature." - Scott Adams
03.08.29 - "The fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the fundemental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. He who know it not and can no longer wonder, no longer feel amazement, is as good as dead, a snuffed-out candle." - Albert Einstien
03.08.28 - "Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor." - Robert Heinlein
03.08.24 - "Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man."
- A E Housman
03.08.20 - "Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." - Sean Connery, The Rock
03.08.19 - "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made
a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams