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Caution: Humor in bad taste ahead...

and remember kids, it's a joke....


That's cute!

And uh, thanks, for getting "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my head.
I bet you never thought you'd say that about a tig(g)er attack huh? ;)

You're very extra-specially welcome :-p

It Makes Me Think of This Joke. . .

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a very tough jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."
He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

That's pretty fuckin' awesome....maybe it was the oh so trendy clothes that pissed the tiger off....
I'd say it was definitely Roy's codpiece. Drove the tiger wild!
You know....that actually makes sense...I'd attack him too....esp. if I had such a big tongue to lick and stuff....
mmmm... yummulent...
you suck! I was all ready for some gore!

I don't think most of the people on my friend's list would be pissy about it, but since I made it a public post I didn't want some random person coming by and having issues with it. Not that this would stop them, but at least I did make the effort to warn away sensitive folks.

I agree about the wild animals. I'll pretty much always side with the critter in these situations. Critters are pretty easy to understand "you annoy me, I bit and claw you" so if a person chooses to interact with a critter of that size, they should be aware of that rule and do their best to avoid annoying the critter, end of story.