Dragon -V- (dragonvpm) wrote,
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Humor: Things I've learned...

Found online, suits my mood:

... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are way more screwed up than you think. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids cats did it. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.... and the real pains in the ass are permanent.
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