I would have taken a picture as one of them got stuck behind a (relatively) slow moving vehicle (i.e. one only doing about 70mph), but I decided that fumbling around in my bag for my camera and proceeding to take pictures would have been a tiny bit hypocrtical.
Oh and then I came across the definition of stupid....
<rant> As I was about to get to the office, a stupid lady (who happened to be jaywalking across a street that sees a fair bit of traffic in the mornings and afternoons) decided to stop a couple of feet into my lane (the left turn lane, i.e. the one right next to the median). She stopped because she saw me driving down the lane and she had the "is he going to stop or not?" look on her face.... which wouldn't have been a problem except that she was standing in the fucking lane that I was planning on driving in...
So, needless to say I ran her down as a service to mankind.
Look lady, either move your stupid ass to the median or move your stupid ass into the other lane of traffic. Do not stand in my lane, looking at me as if you are wondering what I'm going to do. You don't want to know what I would like to do at that point.
So yeah, I stopped and let her stroll by (that was the another thing, you don't stroll across a busy street, come on lady, hussle) but since she was still look at me as I drove by (she was walking diagonally down the street moving opposite the general direction of traffic) I shot her the patented "Look of Contempt and Disgust" along with "Head Shake of Dismay at your Stupidity".
and the kicker was that she looked offended as I did that
She could have at least had the courtesy to recognize her own stupidy.
Ok, I feel better now.