Driving happiness is....
mood: 
stressed
stressedmusic: Wild Cherry - Play That Funky Music
The large semi that was tailgating you and in fact nearly driving over you 5 minutes ago....
stuck behind:
The smoking crappy little 4-door POS that's in the fast lane and travelling about 10 miles under the speed limit that you were stuck behind 2 minutes ago...
and knowing that it won't be able to pass it because immediately next to the POS you have:
A large, equally slow moving, cargo truck.
Heh, that made my morning earlier.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled grind...
Re:
He hopped onto the shoulder and zoomed along passing a good 20-30 cars... until he passed a police cruiser that was stopped in traffic. You can guess what happened next. The cop jumps onto the shoulder, stops him a ways down and then proceeds to ticket the hell out the guy as a good 50 cars went by giving the cop thumbs up signs and generally laughing at the moron that got stopped.
Genrally I'm not a fan of cops, but it was really quite satisfying to see that one doing his job.