Although as luck would have it my brain is parsing "day off" as "day to do other stuff that you've been putting off for a while now"
Heh, typical. You know, for someone who has always identified as a slacker, I have a really really hard time not doing something at all times (the only problem is that I tend to have a hard time properly prioritizing things ;). Hmmm so I wonder what I will do today...
Oooo, I know. Time for breakfast.
Mmmmmm leftover pizza.