"Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico."
Has anyone else noticed how we never hear good news after the military decides to monkey around with some animal so as to make it more dangerous? I mean, ok fine, it's clear the powers that be don't watch the news (see stupid quote #20 here), but come on guys, watch a little sci-fi once in a while so you can anticipate these problems. Otherwise, next thing you know Dubbya is going to be going on about "sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!" ;)