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Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.

Allen also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, the report said, and was warned by officers to go home and stay there.

Allen was charged with disorderly conduct after an officer found her causing traffic problems on North Verity Parkway.

The officer's report stated that Allen was verbally abusive to him on the trip to jail and smelled of alcohol.

The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit.

My Reaction: !?!?


Heh, I would have been laughing hysterically, but I was just too shocked.

This is just so genuinely bizarre (as opposed to people who clearly want attention), you know she was standing there, getting her mugshot taken, and she was completely sure she had done the right thing.
Well, you find crazy everywhere, but yeah, Ohio did seem a bit random.
this could be me, like any day now. really.
Uh-oh. Do you already have the cow suit?

Somehow I just don't see you doing it though. Either that or I just have a totally warped view of you from seeing how you coo over your little ones all the time, I don't see you snapping and taking on the po-po and scaring little kids ;)
*giggles* no cow suit. but i do converse with bovines.
Ok, now I'm picturing the cow whisperer ;)
lol + wtf = this
Heh, I bet I know which part you'd find most fun ;)