Then I read stuff like this:
I've seen this in my inbox a few times and usually I delete it right away, but you know, spam like this makes me realize that no matter how much effort I put into a post or a comment, I'll never be quite this pathetic :)
Forwarded Message, Thursday, January 10, 2002 at 22:20:42
|Message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help! My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!|
I need to be able to:
I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types. I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.
If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.
If you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:
*******@aol.com (figures :)
Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
There's nothing quite like feeling better at the expense of seriously deranged people :)