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Humor: The joys of growing old....

I had a long chat with my parents yesterday afternoon. They reminded me of this list, and how many of those items are sooooo true for them at this point.... Sadly some of those items already apply to me! :-o


  1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
  2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
  4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
  7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
  8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
  9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
  10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
  11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
  12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
  13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
  15. You sing along with elevator music.
  16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
  17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
  18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
  19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
  20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
  21. You can't remember where this list came from.


Haha. Some fo those apply to me too.
But i'm not telling which ones ;)
hehe, hmmm lemme guess... nah, I better not :-p
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
:o who doesn't?!?!? i draw the line at watching telvised operations, though.