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Bond, James Bond....

Hmmm in honor of these (article #1, article #2) somewhat bizarre Bond legal maneuvers. I dredged up a nice selection of Bond quotes.

Personally I think MGM & Co. are being stupid, but of course I am not a lawyer so bleh. Considering how big the whole "license to kill" thing is, you'd think someone there would have heard of licensing in general, you know where you let someone use your products/ideas and they give you money? It's kind of a neat thing because you can tell them what they can and cannot do and they still give you money. Hell, it might be good for MGM and the Bond franchise to let others play around in James Bond land.... Anyhow...


Bond: You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.
Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
Bond: No, it's just the right size - for me, that is.
(From Russia with Love)


Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming.
(Goldfinger)


Log Cabin Girl: But, James, I need you.
Bond: So does England!
(The Spy who loved me)


Bond: A woman!
Dr. Holly Goodhead: Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond.
(Moonraker)


Domino Petachi: I don't know if I want him enough to risk losing you.
Bond: Well, I don't want to risk losing me either.
(Never say never again)


Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I've made you all wet.
Bond: Yes, but my Martini's still dry.
(Never say never again)


Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
(Goldfinger)


Bond: My name is....
Mr. Big: Names is for tombstones, baby.
(Live and let die)


Hugo Drax: Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.
(Moonraker)


Kamal Khan: Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond.
(Octopussy)


Brad Whittaker: Well, that's too bad, Bond. You know, you could've been a live rich man instead of a poor dead one.
(The Living Daylights)


Goldfinger: Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last!
(Goldfinger)


Bond: My dear uncooperative Domino.
Domino: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
Bond: It’s on the bracelet on your ankle!
Domino: So, what sharp little eyes you’ve got.
Bond: Wait till you get to my teeth!!
(Thunderball)


[Bond is sitting next to a girl driving very fast]
Bond: Do you fly here often?
(Thunderball)


Bond: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Chinese girl: You think we better, ha??
Bond: No, just different. Peking duck is different from Russian caviar but I love them both!!
(You only live twice)


Driver: The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there....your brother, Mr. Franks?
Bond: Yes, it was.
Passenger: I got a brother.
Bond: Small world!
(Diamonds are forever)


Bond: Oh, thanks for deserting me back there.
Anja: Every woman for herself, remember?!!
Bond: Well, you did save my life. Thank you.
Anja: We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond!
(The Spy who loved me)


Hugo Drax: Mr. Bond! You defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you!
(Moonraker)


Natalya: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
Bond: Standard operating procedure.
Natalya: Tell me, are there any other standard operating procedures I should be aware of?
Bond: A thousand. But I only give them lip service!
(GoldenEye)



Bond: We share the same passions. Three, anyway.
Xenia Onatopp: I count two. Motoring and baccarat. I hope the third is where your real talent lies!
Bond: One rises to meet the challenge!
(GoldenEye)

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