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Conversating the night away....

Taken from a very fun conversation this evening:

DragnMx: Heh, no wonder we have no $$ :)
DragnMx: tattoos, cameras, clothes.... just the neccesities in life.
xxxxxxxx: and hookers.
xxxxxxxx: lets not forget about them ;)
DragnMx: Yeah, but I haven't figured out how to expense them on the business report so I tend to not list them :)
xxxxxxxx: haha. yeah. I wish I could write off all my hookers. So much $$$
DragnMx: No kidding. I think the tattoos could be written off as accupunture, but I can't come up with a good category for the hookers. Perhaps therapy?
DragnMx:Put them under medical perhaps? :)
xxxxxxxx: hehe. Well, you might be needing medial AFTER wards.
DragnMx: that's true.
DragnMx: eh, I should just stick to lusting after women that I'm not going to have sex with and save myself the money and the aggravation :)
xxxxxxxx: That's what I do.
DragnMx: what's sad though is that I don't miss the sex, I miss the curling up with someone and sleeping with them. Its the innnocent human contact that I miss most lately, not the wild, passionate, hanging-off-the-chandeliers monkey sex (although I wouldn't mind some of that from time to time as well).
xxxxxxxx: hmmm, I just miss the monkey sex. (i'm awful)
DragnMx: eh, I don't have the energy for monkey sex. I need those 4 hours of sleep that I do get most nights.
xxxxxxxx: I don't either. It just sounds good in theory.
DragnMx: So lacking the energy for good old fashioned monkey sex, curling up with someone to sleep sounds like a good idea.

I need to have more conversations like this. I was amused, I amused the other person, and I got some much needed tattoo advice. Besides any conversation where you can use the phrase wild, passionate, hanging-off-the-chandeliers monkey sex and not have the other person look shocked, distrubed, or change the subject is good.

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I sense a disturbance in the force....

... someone, somewhere is having monkey sex and it isn't me (damn it).

To hell with UL approved, this is where you track down an engineer that can build you a chandelier approved for wild (yet safe) monkey sex. You know put in hand holds, make it adjustable height, put in lighting for it, etc.. etc...

It could be a booming industry... It would need commercials and advertising....

"What a beautiful chandelier.... are those hand holds? Whatever could you want.... Oh... ooooohhhhh...." (cue music: Jungle Boogie)

Hmmm..... *starts limbering up* where is that little black book o' mine....

Re: I sense a disturbance in the force....

am suddenly reminded of the song Vulgar Monkey Love by LUXT. Largely because I am listening to it. One of my favorite bands from mp3.com. wheee.

good good

Hmmm... that's a good song. I'm going to have to listen to more of their stuff.

Two new bands to listen to, this has turned out to be a good new music day, although sadly there is still no Wild Monkey Sex or Vulgar Monkey Love on the horizon :-/