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Conversating the night away....

Taken from a very fun conversation this evening:

DragnMx: Heh, no wonder we have no $$ :)
DragnMx: tattoos, cameras, clothes.... just the neccesities in life.
xxxxxxxx: and hookers.
xxxxxxxx: lets not forget about them ;)
DragnMx: Yeah, but I haven't figured out how to expense them on the business report so I tend to not list them :)
xxxxxxxx: haha. yeah. I wish I could write off all my hookers. So much $$$
DragnMx: No kidding. I think the tattoos could be written off as accupunture, but I can't come up with a good category for the hookers. Perhaps therapy?
DragnMx:Put them under medical perhaps? :)
xxxxxxxx: hehe. Well, you might be needing medial AFTER wards.
DragnMx: that's true.
DragnMx: eh, I should just stick to lusting after women that I'm not going to have sex with and save myself the money and the aggravation :)
xxxxxxxx: That's what I do.
DragnMx: what's sad though is that I don't miss the sex, I miss the curling up with someone and sleeping with them. Its the innnocent human contact that I miss most lately, not the wild, passionate, hanging-off-the-chandeliers monkey sex (although I wouldn't mind some of that from time to time as well).
xxxxxxxx: hmmm, I just miss the monkey sex. (i'm awful)
DragnMx: eh, I don't have the energy for monkey sex. I need those 4 hours of sleep that I do get most nights.
xxxxxxxx: I don't either. It just sounds good in theory.
DragnMx: So lacking the energy for good old fashioned monkey sex, curling up with someone to sleep sounds like a good idea.

I need to have more conversations like this. I was amused, I amused the other person, and I got some much needed tattoo advice. Besides any conversation where you can use the phrase wild, passionate, hanging-off-the-chandeliers monkey sex and not have the other person look shocked, distrubed, or change the subject is good.

Comments

Haha. I bet no one would guess that you were talking to a girl.
Gah! I'm such a pig *lol*
I prefer to look at it as pleasantly perverse :)

and here I was doing the "names have been changed to protect the innocent" bit :-p